ininewcrow

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 days ago

German trench digging contract company driving into a war zone, setting up orange cones, and saw horse barriers telling everyone that this area is under construction and won't be ready until next Tuesday.

Tractor starts noisily digging into the earth in full view of the British army ....

Someone shoots the tractor .... "Hey! We're working here!!!"

British sniper sheepishly crawls back and gets scolded by everyone.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This boat has rich parents ... and connections .... it has been to Epstein Island

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 38 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

He's sending you to Bovine University

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 31 points 2 days ago

..... (after 3 hours) .... might as well make it 4 .... (decides to just sit up more comfortably in bed) .... sun's rising anyway, might as well stay up ... (sun is rising) .... fuck it, who needs sleep .... (alarm goes off) ..... falls asleep for two hours

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If vampires are sticking to a code of ethics and honour to enter your house than this wouldn't work

You are answering a question with an answer .... not making a verbal contract

You are making a statement ... not giving permission

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

ummmm wtf? .... did we just enter the Delta Quadrant?

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You answer back and keep referring to them as Kevin (if his name isn't Kevin) and just make up a bunch of stuff telling him that his family want him to come home, his wife and three children haven't seen him in three years since the day they took him to the asylum for accidently killing his brother in that chainsaw accident.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

That was about black flies

Mosquitos have a small sting and half the time their anesthetic works and you don't notice they're there until they're full. And they often only work in the evenings, less at night and a lot less during the day.

Black flies are a flying platform for a jagged needle and jaws to tear open your skin. They don't bite they tear open a hole to insert their needle. They fly during a hot summer afternoon and in the right temperature they'll swarm, drive you insane, make you run like a maniac and eat you as you slowly flail on the ground until you stop moving.

Mosquitos will leave a little pin prick wound, black flies will leave a big welt the size of a loonie and just as hard and if you get caught outside surrounded by these demon insects, the welts will actually merge and harden your skin ..... and they will keep landing to tear open more.

"And the black flies, the little black flies
Always the black fly no matter where you go
I'll die with the black fly a-pickin' my bones

In North Ontar-eye-o-eye-o, In North Ontar-eye-o"

I would rather die from mosquitos than be tortured to death by black flies

EDIT: For anyone interested, here is the National Film Board (NFB) video being talked about

https://youtu.be/qjLBXb1kgMo

(just the sound of that swarm of buzzing black flies sends shivers down my spine)

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 27 points 2 days ago

Cat: ..... are you giving me food?

Hamster: .... am I being offered as food?

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 35 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Imagine the endless headlines and stupidity if Biden had accepted this 'gift'

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

Don't worry about it ..... they'll be manufacturing millions of drones to do all the killing anyway

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I've always believed that all Olympic countries take part in some kind of enhanced performance drug program.

The poor countries try it and they are easily identified and disqualified

The mid tier countries do it cautiously and sometimes get away with it

The rich countries like the US do it all the time but they are so sophisticated that they can't be caught.

 

I just finished watching the finale of season four of DS9. I'm really enjoying the show as I've wanted to watch it for years.

A bit of a spoiler for those who haven't seen the show but I thought those of you who already know and have seen it all might appreciate this.

The scene where Odo is brought back by the Changelings and is 'reborn' into someone new is a direct copy of the famous painting by Michaelangelo's 'The Creation of Adam'. It's been noted before by other viewers, I had to check for myself if other people noticed and it has been. I was just surprised myself when I saw the connection after I watched the show.

Of course, they had to have him lifting his other leg so as not show in anatomical detail his Odometer.

 

Just a friendly reminder of the November 11 Remembrance Day ceremonies.

Here's a photo of James Doohan, 22nd Field Battery, 13th Field Regiment RCA of the Canadian 3rd Infantry Division. He was part of the famous D-Day landings of June 1944.

You can read more about here:

https://www.junobeach.org/canada-in-wwii/articles/james-doohan/

 
 

Don't know how you all feel about Gene Roddenberry who kick started the whole Trek franchise and everything that came after it.

He is definitely someone that has affected a lot of lives beyond the work that he did and the life that he led.

For all his shortcomings, he is someone I look up to that has made humanity look at itself in the mirror and seriously think about what we all see in each other through all the shows and characters that he helped to create.

... btw ... this post is another Trek thing where in chatting with all you led me down to a page that noted that today is the memorial of Roddenberry's passing in 1991.

 
 
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/30385203

BACKGROUND

Joanna Berry is a Canadian immigration and refugee lawyer in Ontario, Canada. On October 2, two Niagara Police Officers, one of them a sergeant detective, paid her a visit to her home. They told her they were there on behalf of the Ottawa Police Department because of her "personal social media." They begin to tell her that "10 lawyers who are of the Jewish faith" have filed a complaint with the police about her social media. As you can tell from the video, Joanna Berry, is outraged by the visit and clearly distraught. I reached out to the Niagara Regional Police for comment but they did not respond to my inquiry. I spoke with Joanna Berry also and she gave OTL Media permission to publish the video. She told us that she wants Canadians to see it and for the video to be a warning.

"This is very Orwellian"

On The Line Media is run by Samira Mohyeddin, a multi-award-winning journalist, documentary maker, and producer at CBC Radio One’s The Current.

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/30385203

BACKGROUND

Joanna Berry is a Canadian immigration and refugee lawyer in Ontario, Canada. On October 2, two Niagara Police Officers, one of them a sergeant detective, paid her a visit to her home. They told her they were there on behalf of the Ottawa Police Department because of her "personal social media." They begin to tell her that "10 lawyers who are of the Jewish faith" have filed a complaint with the police about her social media. As you can tell from the video, Joanna Berry, is outraged by the visit and clearly distraught. I reached out to the Niagara Regional Police for comment but they did not respond to my inquiry. I spoke with Joanna Berry also and she gave OTL Media permission to publish the video. She told us that she wants Canadians to see it and for the video to be a warning.

"This is very Orwellian"

On The Line Media is run by Samira Mohyeddin, a multi-award-winning journalist, documentary maker, and producer at CBC Radio One’s The Current.

 

BACKGROUND

Joanna Berry is a Canadian immigration and refugee lawyer in Ontario, Canada. On October 2, two Niagara Police Officers, one of them a sergeant detective, paid her a visit to her home. They told her they were there on behalf of the Ottawa Police Department because of her "personal social media." They begin to tell her that "10 lawyers who are of the Jewish faith" have filed a complaint with the police about her social media. As you can tell from the video, Joanna Berry, is outraged by the visit and clearly distraught. I reached out to the Niagara Regional Police for comment but they did not respond to my inquiry. I spoke with Joanna Berry also and she gave OTL Media permission to publish the video. She told us that she wants Canadians to see it and for the video to be a warning.

"This is very Orwellian"

On The Line Media is run by Samira Mohyeddin, a multi-award-winning journalist, documentary maker, and producer at CBC Radio One’s The Current.

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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by ininewcrow@lemmy.ca to c/canada@lemmy.ca
 

I thought I should take the responsibility to post this and remind everyone about what today is.

National Day For Truth And Reconciliation

Both my parents are survivors of the residential school era and my family have had to live with this horror all our lives ... whether we knew it or not.

For me the day is not to shame anyone or lay blame on those around me.

But rather to let everyone know about this history and never allow anything like it to ever happen again.

 

Every phone call you make with just the mic near your mouth and the speaker near your ear, you are whispering into the ear of the person you are calling.

If the person who answers with the mic near their mouth and the speaker near their ear is doing the same thing. It's like having a conversational 69 where both of you are placing your mouths next to each other's ears.

It sounds sexual and sensual if you are talking to someone you might be interested in ... but it gets a bit awkward if you imagine doing this with a random stranger you would never usually want to get close to.

 

In The Original Series in the 60s, people had no idea what the future would look like or what technology would look like. In one of the early episodes, they had a paper print out machine on the bridge that looked like a fax machine, which was considered futuristic in the 1960s.

Like the example of the Enterprise fax machine, what technology or system do you think are we displaying in the current Star Trek shows that will show how dated we will become in the future?

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