This boat has rich parents ... and connections .... it has been to Epstein Island
ininewcrow
He's sending you to Bovine University
..... (after 3 hours) .... might as well make it 4 .... (decides to just sit up more comfortably in bed) .... sun's rising anyway, might as well stay up ... (sun is rising) .... fuck it, who needs sleep .... (alarm goes off) ..... falls asleep for two hours
If vampires are sticking to a code of ethics and honour to enter your house than this wouldn't work
You are answering a question with an answer .... not making a verbal contract
You are making a statement ... not giving permission
ummmm wtf? .... did we just enter the Delta Quadrant?
You answer back and keep referring to them as Kevin (if his name isn't Kevin) and just make up a bunch of stuff telling him that his family want him to come home, his wife and three children haven't seen him in three years since the day they took him to the asylum for accidently killing his brother in that chainsaw accident.
That was about black flies
Mosquitos have a small sting and half the time their anesthetic works and you don't notice they're there until they're full. And they often only work in the evenings, less at night and a lot less during the day.
Black flies are a flying platform for a jagged needle and jaws to tear open your skin. They don't bite they tear open a hole to insert their needle. They fly during a hot summer afternoon and in the right temperature they'll swarm, drive you insane, make you run like a maniac and eat you as you slowly flail on the ground until you stop moving.
Mosquitos will leave a little pin prick wound, black flies will leave a big welt the size of a loonie and just as hard and if you get caught outside surrounded by these demon insects, the welts will actually merge and harden your skin ..... and they will keep landing to tear open more.
"And the black flies, the little black flies
Always the black fly no matter where you go
I'll die with the black fly a-pickin' my bones
In North Ontar-eye-o-eye-o, In North Ontar-eye-o"
I would rather die from mosquitos than be tortured to death by black flies
EDIT: For anyone interested, here is the National Film Board (NFB) video being talked about
(just the sound of that swarm of buzzing black flies sends shivers down my spine)
Cat: ..... are you giving me food?
Hamster: .... am I being offered as food?
Imagine the endless headlines and stupidity if Biden had accepted this 'gift'
Don't worry about it ..... they'll be manufacturing millions of drones to do all the killing anyway
I've always believed that all Olympic countries take part in some kind of enhanced performance drug program.
The poor countries try it and they are easily identified and disqualified
The mid tier countries do it cautiously and sometimes get away with it
The rich countries like the US do it all the time but they are so sophisticated that they can't be caught.
German trench digging contract company driving into a war zone, setting up orange cones, and saw horse barriers telling everyone that this area is under construction and won't be ready until next Tuesday.
Tractor starts noisily digging into the earth in full view of the British army ....
Someone shoots the tractor .... "Hey! We're working here!!!"
British sniper sheepishly crawls back and gets scolded by everyone.