irelephant

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[–] irelephant@programming.dev 2 points 6 hours ago

I've done it a few times with varying levels of overthinking, and I haven't got a score under 100.

In any case, I don't think getting a diagnosis would change anything for me anyway.

[–] irelephant@programming.dev 11 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

"I came back from my vacation, why isn't my issue fixed?"

 

TranscriptThe person disappering meme. It has the caption: "Users when you call them 30 seconds after they sent in a critical ticket with no information (this will come up in the quaterly survey."

[–] irelephant@programming.dev 2 points 11 hours ago

If they can lie on the listing I can lie on my resume.

 

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[–] irelephant@programming.dev 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Lua has a really good C api. Not sure if there's anything for rust.

[–] irelephant@programming.dev 8 points 4 days ago

No, when you make a http request, the route is a part of the headers. DNS is only the name part.

[–] irelephant@programming.dev 1 points 5 days ago

ignore the crappy music.

 

cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/30458353

That laptop is no longer a laptop, it is a bomb.

TranscriptA photo of an extremely swollen HP laptop. The panels are kept on with clips. The caption says: "User calls about disc being stuck in another computer, mentions off hand about this laptop. They'd been using it like this for weeks...

[–] irelephant@programming.dev 6 points 6 days ago

I read somewhere that some people discharged the battery, and then carefully poked the layer full of gas, and had the battery albeit with only 50% of its previous capacity.

Still a terrible idea.

[–] irelephant@programming.dev 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (5 children)

An HP

Just curious, was this a typo, or do you pronounce Hp Ach Pee?

edit: typo, ironically.

 

That laptop is no longer a laptop, it is a bomb.

TranscriptA photo of an extremely swollen HP laptop. The panels are kept on with clips. The caption says: "User calls about disc being stuck in another computer, mentions off hand about this laptop. They'd been using it like this for weeks...

[–] irelephant@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

Its linux. I am running linux because I am running the linux kernel.

I also call it "unix" instead of *nix for berevity's sake.

 

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They fixed it a bit ago.

 

TranscriptAn email with the subject "Tic Tok Trend". It says:

Students and Parents,

We are aware of the Tik Tok trend involving students inserting small metal objects (such as paper clips, pushpins, pencil lead, etc.) into the charging ports of their Chromebooks. This can result in creating sparks, electrical fires, and/or battery punctures, all of which can cause serious injury and damage.

After this message, if a student chooses to participate in this inappropriate behavior, the student may be charged the replacement fee for a new Chromebook. Additionally, the student will face disciplinary action in the form of out of school suspension (OSS).

We are asking for your support in speaking with your child about the dangers of this behavior, as well as reinforcing the importance of treating school-issued devices with care.

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