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...high rates of accidents, substance abuse, relationship difficulties and even mortality.

Three out of four. Still working on the last one.

Inkjet... I'm out.

and baby momma drama

And every week feels like I am closer to apocalypse.

Dunkin can do now wrong! How dare you put them in the same sentence as Starbucks! /s

Grew up on the east coast. Drank lots of Dunkin.

Very much so. Ever had a misunderstanding while texting someone? The vocal emphasis is missing.

Wait, I thought they hated washing machines. So confused.

Several instances were down when this was first posted.

My favorite on is back up.

yes

Accidents per miles driven takes successful trips into account.

My grandfather was in WW2. Does that make me antifa through my bloodline?

Air hug on the way!