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[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 99 points 1 week ago (3 children)

As someone who comes from a small town and moved to a city - this is all 100% accurate. I wasn't 2 years out of high school and started noticing people my age had already both had kids and were starting to get divorces. Good ol' fashioned home-town morals.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's the fault of the homosexuals and the transgenders destroying the sanctity of marriage!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dang sexy homosexuals and transers.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh, stop it, you. 😊 I could destroy a marriage on a whim, you know.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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When I was in the 8th grade, I had a friend with two kids. TBF he had been held back for four years and should have been a senior in high school by that point, but it was still pretty unusual.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Christian love works fast

[–] Norin@lemmy.world 90 points 1 week ago
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 89 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

I mean, unironically, kudos for being realistic and also not havin the same 'my personality is I like dog/cat and outdoor activity/athletic activity and want to travel' profile.

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[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 63 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I live in a rural area too and still have all my teeth too, well, except for one that I lost when the back of a folded stock shotgun hit me in the face when I was a kid and wasn't prepared for the recoil without the stock against my shoulder. But I had that tooth replaced with a fake one, so it still looks like I have all my teeth.

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm glad you didn't knock out your rizz tooth. Were you holding the gun too far forward because your arms were short or was the stock folded and you were using a pistol grip?

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

stock folded, I wasn't prepared for the recoil without the stock on my shoulder.

I've been shooting guns since I was like...7 and I was always abnormally tall and strong for my age when I was a kid

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 54 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What small town is this from? ... asking for a friend .... who also has all their teeth.

[–] IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 50 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No clue, but it very easily could have come from the one I grew up in.

The_Picard_Maneuver is MIA, so I dove into my ~2014 era meme folder and am posting some golden oldies

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The_Picard_Maneuver is MIA

... that's kinda concerning ... and if they are in the US, disappearing people is starting to become the norm in that country. Hopefully everything is OK. Thanks for the info.

[–] IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

He could just be on vacation? Someone just pointed out earlier today he hasn't posted in 2 weeks.

[–] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Lmao, someone from US... on "vacation"

[–] gabereal@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We call those 'weekends' here in the US, and we are lucky to have them! /s

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[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago
[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

2014? She might have a divorce and a meth addiction going on by now.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

And no one knows how many teeth she got left

[–] socsa@piefed.social 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I can stop doing meth anytime I want

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Good. Let me have what you're not using.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

No thank you.

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Just a small town girl....

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 57 points 1 week ago (1 children)

midnight train going anywhere cancelled due to 50 years of 0 investment in infrastructure

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

The PokeCenter is also closed due to goverment shutdown, Nuzlocke mode is now in effect.

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Livin' in a lonely world...

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 20 points 1 week ago (4 children)

"multiple baby daddies"

Can someone explain what that is to my non 'murican ass?

[–] InputZero@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (14 children)

She has more than one child with more than one man. There are multiple people her babies call daddy.

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[–] confusedbytheBasics@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

From Urban Dictionary's top definition:

Short for "Baby's Daddy". The father of your child, whom you did not marry, and with whom you are not currently involved.

[–] kofe@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hadn't heard it was unmarried specifically, like if they did get married and divorced they're still fathers of the babies

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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago

The young lady's paramours are not the strongest with their pullout game.

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[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 week ago
[–] udon@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Does she have all teeth in her mouth or just still keeps them somewhere?

[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

She keeps them with her collections of children and baby daddies.

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Totally totally doesn't have a meth addiction. She can quit any time!

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