overview for mydoomlessaccount

me_irl in c/me_irl@lemmy.world

[–] mydoomlessaccount 12 points 6 months ago

Joke's on you, I'm a habitual daydreamer. I don't even NEED hands. I am distraction itself.

Do tell!!! in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] mydoomlessaccount 9 points 6 months ago

Don't ever, for any reason, do anything

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are "brush" and "blush" really pronounced differently? i pronounce them the same. in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

[–] mydoomlessaccount 75 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What OP is neglecting to mention is they pronounce both of them "bwush :3"

interesting rule rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] mydoomlessaccount 2 points 6 months ago

Ah, reminds me of being unemployed and depressed.

Not having to wake up at 6am was nice, though

Pyramid Rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] mydoomlessaccount 22 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The other one represents James' temptation to escape accountability for his actions by saying "I was just doing hot girl shit lmao idk" and then proceed to go out and be worse

Bobby Flay's Simple Tip For Elevating Almost Any Pasta Dish Instantly in c/cooking@lemmy.world

[–] mydoomlessaccount 3 points 6 months ago

Saved you a click: Plate the pasta, put the plate on a scissor lift.

Adapt or die in c/memes@lemmy.world

[–] mydoomlessaccount 1 points 6 months ago

I did all that work, and you want me to do more? Fuck off, I'm going to bed.

Pornhub Valentine's Day searches by US state in c/map_enthusiasts@sopuli.xyz

[–] mydoomlessaccount 26 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Hawaii and Nevada should date ❤️

Go Local in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

[–] mydoomlessaccount 24 points 6 months ago

Simple! Just keep $2,000 cash in your glove compartment at all times. You've now saved $500, congratulations!

any striminals here? in c/fellowkids@lemmy.world

[–] mydoomlessaccount 22 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I fucking love committing strime. I fucking love committing strime.

I don't want to do anything else but commit strime all damn day.

I FUCKING LOVE COMMITTING STRIME

Flirting in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

[–] mydoomlessaccount 5 points 7 months ago

Smoking like a mad scientist in a cartoon that just got electrocuted by an experiment gone awry

Rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] mydoomlessaccount 3 points 7 months ago

I could swear I set an alarm, but I might have turned it off and fell back asleep..