mydoomlessaccount

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[–] mydoomlessaccount 75 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What OP is neglecting to mention is they pronounce both of them "bwush :3"

[–] mydoomlessaccount 2 points 4 months ago

Ah, reminds me of being unemployed and depressed.

Not having to wake up at 6am was nice, though

[–] mydoomlessaccount 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The other one represents James' temptation to escape accountability for his actions by saying "I was just doing hot girl shit lmao idk" and then proceed to go out and be worse

[–] mydoomlessaccount 3 points 4 months ago

Saved you a click: Plate the pasta, put the plate on a scissor lift.

[–] mydoomlessaccount 1 points 4 months ago

I did all that work, and you want me to do more? Fuck off, I'm going to bed.

[–] mydoomlessaccount 26 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Hawaii and Nevada should date ❤️

[–] mydoomlessaccount 24 points 5 months ago

Simple! Just keep $2,000 cash in your glove compartment at all times. You've now saved $500, congratulations!

[–] mydoomlessaccount 22 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I fucking love committing strime. I fucking love committing strime.

I don't want to do anything else but commit strime all damn day.

I FUCKING LOVE COMMITTING STRIME

[–] mydoomlessaccount 5 points 5 months ago

Smoking like a mad scientist in a cartoon that just got electrocuted by an experiment gone awry

[–] mydoomlessaccount 3 points 5 months ago

I could swear I set an alarm, but I might have turned it off and fell back asleep..

[–] mydoomlessaccount 44 points 5 months ago (14 children)

Oh, shit. Was that today??

[–] mydoomlessaccount 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Wasn't just the rug, either. He kept an old, wooden crate from his boyhood home in his office, as well, that he'd chew on for the tactile sensation of soft wood.

In times of great stress, Hitler was known to seriously munch some box.

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