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[–] mydoomlessaccount 3 points 9 months ago

If Harris loses, I don't even want to think of what the next four years will bring. But, whichever way it goes, I take at least some small solace in knowing the PAC text spam will finally shut the fuck up for a little while..

[–] mydoomlessaccount 2 points 9 months ago

I would agree with this. The rational part of me likes to try and eat a sandwich in a 3x3 grid of bites, right-to-left, working my way downward.

But, I'm a wacky, inconsistent li'l bitch, so it almost never works out that way. But, I don't think I ever exceed 12 bites. That's a pretty solid ballpark range.

[–] mydoomlessaccount 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Like others have said, it's loud, but it's also that it's a constant noise that can often tend to cut through whatever you're currently trying to focus on.

Add on the tendency people have to feather the throttle (do leaf blowers have throttles?), making the noise really inconsistent and unpredictable, and it makes it difficult to keep what little focus you have.

Sometimes, when there's like 3 different leaf blowers going at once, I can barely keep my train of thought if I can't drown it out by turning my music all the way up. :\

[–] mydoomlessaccount 55 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Considering the question posed was, "Am I insensitive to the world if...," I will politely say the answer is "Yes," and impolitely say, "you huge dipshit."

[–] mydoomlessaccount 37 points 9 months ago (5 children)

"Hey, man! Glad you could make it! Can I get you anything? Some chips, some pretzels, an entire baguette, maybe some iced tea or something?"

[–] mydoomlessaccount 4 points 9 months ago

*In Corolla intensifies*

[–] mydoomlessaccount 6 points 9 months ago

I figure it's that she's as much an elf as Izu is a tallman, which is what she's shown as

[–] mydoomlessaccount 5 points 9 months ago

What if I'm bi, but I only played Demon's Souls?

[–] mydoomlessaccount 91 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Damn. I always felt bad enough for women with big boobs having to deal with the back pain, but I never considered that they might jingle, too.

[–] mydoomlessaccount 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Hm. The basketball and soccer look a lot like the Tiny Toons sports game they had on the Sega Genesis back in the day.

[–] mydoomlessaccount 5 points 10 months ago

As a certified Orange Enjoyer, it always perplexed me how other kids were always so ready to trade away their orange Starburst.

As someone who also thinks the pink ones are way overrated, though, it ultimately didn't matter to me, because li'l me was out there making some deals

[–] mydoomlessaccount 39 points 10 months ago (3 children)

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