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New York times being new York times

Because english is just semi random noises

When I eat magic mushrooms, I feel like fungi are capable of feeling all kinds of weird shit tbh

Dinner with musk so I cqnshove my fork in his eyesocket

What a bunch of losers lol

Lol I didn't even know it was drake, I just thought it was some guy

Nobody ever installs windows themselves

I would be infinitely better and I would take the job.

I just don't have the correct nationality or corporate backing (I would jail all the corporation people instantly)

Rob spices all over the world yet make food that tastes like cardboard

Because windows is preinstalled on the computer they buy. That is literally it

Brother, you don't know how fucking tech illiterate our government is (with a nice topping of being wannabe autocrats)

Owu nyaaaaaa~~~~