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but surely you realize he's The President of please don't talk about what I did with Epstein

yeah I worded that badly. thank you for translating

Pathfinder is for my soul. I live off that crunchy shit.

however 8 different spells from 11 different books that all give +1 to profession (tailor) checks at night time may have been a poor design choice

nice

if you can solve my riddles three I will tell you. the first riddle is just inside your drywall in your bedroom. left from the doorway, two feet over and three feet up. you may need a drywall knife

as far as literal porn goes, people only want to post it where it can get an exponential following and direct traffic to places like only fans. very very few reddit posters are posting themselves without eventually posting a linktree so to them there's no point if they can't make numbers. which they can't here, we just don't have the userbase

on lemmy though I've seen the Oglaf comic has it's own channel, which is kind of fun to spot in the wild. otherwise you kind of have to go looking for communities that will specifically be about "sexual humor", and like you said those are either cursed or dead

crazy how running lame ducks with shiny woke language will do that

oh no not the struggle love with a narcissist. my condolences, I had an orbiter phase too. never go back, right? no cults, no main characters

have you ever just not asked someone because you already knew they were going to lie anyway?

that is a beast of power

we've got some years of neoliberal 2a infringements to live down. you're right, but there's a reason cops feel way more comfortable doing no-knock raids and shooting into black people's homes than Bradleigh McGoatfucker's trailer

respectfully, no. I try to limit my own trump engagement to just leaving comments. you're right, though. he is actually supernaturally obsessed with Obama. I remember the weird shit about staying in rooms Barack stayed in and the birth certificate thing was his entry into the race before anything else.

But maybe it does. I doubt it, but what if he did somehow manage to evade all accountability for raping children by starting an investigation into some made-up Obama lore? The only thing I actually regret in that scenario is that he dodged consequences for raping children.