sad_detective_man

too performative and pretentious. my dude gets his meat by simply asking the prey with a series of clicks and whistles like god intended

god i wish that was me rn

mom,when is laika coming home?

Dude eats all his meals out of a blender for efficiency and stoicism

Oh they see. They just plan on being dead, rich, and/or secluded in the only remaining habitable places.

The whole pretending not to believe in it thing is so we don't just kill them beforehand.

Wow that's so metrosexual and post modern of Maga to embrace him doing that. Yaaasss nazi piggg 💅

How does this dude look like he's wearing eyeliner while never wearing eyeliner. Like, he isn't right?

in DnD settings there isn't exactly lore about how they get weapons. in previous editions the assumption was they use what they had in life, what is lying nearby, or whatever the necromancer who raised them hands them.

many of the design choices in 5e are to streamline new players into the gameplay without minutiae like "how many shortswords should I keep on hand to pass out to the skeletons I summon" or "can they wield exotic weapons they held in life". but, yes a solid DM can draw on knowledge of the game to tamper with stuff like this without breaking the game. like having a death god who grants shortswords to boney boys or allowing a player to arm them with other things

that's one of those mechanics that's there for brevity but kind of makes no sense within the physics of the world. this necromancy spell happens to come with a conjuration effect. also the skeleton just can't pick up the weapons it was using in life because reasons

something about Obama, he'll never take his eyes off it

can skeletons not have bows?

red state moment. Jesus fucking christ what even is this god forsaken species.