sad_detective_man

joined 8 months ago
[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 7 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

but surely you realize he's The President of please don't talk about what I did with Epstein

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

yeah I worded that badly. thank you for translating

Pathfinder is for my soul. I live off that crunchy shit.

however 8 different spells from 11 different books that all give +1 to profession (tailor) checks at night time may have been a poor design choice

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space -1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

if you can solve my riddles three I will tell you. the first riddle is just inside your drywall in your bedroom. left from the doorway, two feet over and three feet up. you may need a drywall knife

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 5 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

as far as literal porn goes, people only want to post it where it can get an exponential following and direct traffic to places like only fans. very very few reddit posters are posting themselves without eventually posting a linktree so to them there's no point if they can't make numbers. which they can't here, we just don't have the userbase

on lemmy though I've seen the Oglaf comic has it's own channel, which is kind of fun to spot in the wild. otherwise you kind of have to go looking for communities that will specifically be about "sexual humor", and like you said those are either cursed or dead

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space -3 points 8 hours ago (5 children)

crazy how running lame ducks with shiny woke language will do that

oh no not the struggle love with a narcissist. my condolences, I had an orbiter phase too. never go back, right? no cults, no main characters

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 8 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

have you ever just not asked someone because you already knew they were going to lie anyway?

that is a beast of power

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

we've got some years of neoliberal 2a infringements to live down. you're right, but there's a reason cops feel way more comfortable doing no-knock raids and shooting into black people's homes than Bradleigh McGoatfucker's trailer

respectfully, no. I try to limit my own trump engagement to just leaving comments. you're right, though. he is actually supernaturally obsessed with Obama. I remember the weird shit about staying in rooms Barack stayed in and the birth certificate thing was his entry into the race before anything else.

But maybe it does. I doubt it, but what if he did somehow manage to evade all accountability for raping children by starting an investigation into some made-up Obama lore? The only thing I actually regret in that scenario is that he dodged consequences for raping children.

 

This is what I get for scrolling late into the Ambien hours.

 

I feel like I'm going crazy. I love the nightfarers, their mechanics are absolute peak. The sekiro parry has never had more parry frames, the witch lady has a million spells she can combine and they all give me the wizard power fantasy I try to recreate in every game. The new bosses look amazing, it's the weirdest shit I could have ever asked for because I love Fromsoft weird shit. I should love this game.

But I'm tearing my hair out because it's just not fun. I remember feeling similar about Bloodborne when I first tried it but when somebody explained to me I was just interacting with the game's economy wrong it turned it around to be my favorite. So I was hoping this would be similar and I would just need to adjust my expectations and reframe how I move through the game.

But I literally can't with this time limit. I don't like sprinting through the world at lightspeed trying to gobble up items. The play area diminishes as time goes on, I get to see and explore less as I play the game. When I fail against a boss, it's not an opportunity to change and grow. it's the timer starting over again as I hit the slot machine for another roll at some items.

I watched people like letmesoloher and saint riot play and it doesn't seem like I'm doing it wrong, you're supposed to move at a breakneck pace with your friends and blender enemies like Elden Ring co-opers do. I don't know. Am I alone in this? Did anybody else sincerely try but fail to like it?

 

i want to play Elden Ring online. i don't want to spend the entire time in Limgrave at one specific building 😔

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