sfled

joined 7 months ago
[–] sfled@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago
[–] sfled@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

Mine then sits there with the timer at 00:01 until I press the Stop/Reset button yet again, like some sort of animal.

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 17 points 7 months ago

The AI ate my homework.

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Anything is better than the vile brew produced by a coffee pod machine.

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[–] sfled@lemm.ee 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I guess he finally realized that a 747 really is bigger and faster that his 757.

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

That expression. "Don't worry ladies, there's enough of ol' Skeeter to go 'round."

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

I will gloatvote this every time I see it.

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

Your sandals are here. Fight me, human.

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

Many moons ago I was getting my W2K certs. I dropped a vanilla box into my home lab, installed W2K server, connected it to my LAN, and left to take leak and get a cup of coffee. By the time I got back 10 minutes later, some enterprising soul had installed SQLServer and Exchange 5.5 over the Internet in preparation for fuck knows what. I burped, farted, and disconnected my router. Then I sat down to reconsider my career choice.

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Everyone in the call center, hundreds and hundreds of people, despises you.

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

I'm doing so well just believing the opposite of whatever he says.

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago

I now own a Browntooth speaker.

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