And also me when I've been standing for too long. I do not exist comfortably on the vertical plane
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That bokeh effect in the background is so pretty.
40 foot clown island is not a place of honour.
Most of them barely speak english and think speaking another language means you're an illegal immigrant.
Yeah but a roll of biscuits where I'm from is a packet of hobnobs, which are already cooked when you buy them and would probably be called something like 'a stack of cookies' in your country.
So in the usa a roll of biscuits is the name for the raw dough in a cardboard cannister, that you portion and bake yourself, right?
And usa biscuits are kinda similar to english scones.
So is the packaging pressurised because the dough is yeasted/leavened? Or because of being packaged with a non oxygen gas as a preservative? I know you guys really like long shelf lives with your processed foods.
Would nitrogen be used? Or is carbonated dough a thing? And would that even work as a preservative or a leavening agent? Nah, thinking about it force carbonation in dough would be likely be bitter and have a really rank texture once baked.
Ok, so it's probably nitrogen or maybe bicarb? Would bicarb remain stable and unreacted in the dough for a full shelf life, and still work?
And I think usa biscuits are unlikely to be a yeasted, I remember usa folk on baking subreddits talking about only ever using yeast for bread and how they found it very weird and 'not normal' that yeast in cakes/non-bread baked goods is a thing in other places.
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(No spoilers please, the fun bit of all this is in the figuring it out!)
I hope this is included in Alecto The Ninth.
(Edited because my tired ass wrote Nona originally.)
The next shooter is already out there writing his manifestos like -
Guys I swear to god I'm not a woke gay trans lib, I'm a real american nazi man who only likes other real american nazi men, but not in a gay way because I'm so straight I don't even wipe my ass or like touching my dick. I'm the complete opposite of a gay woke trans lib, so don't call me that, it's not who I am.
Anyway, I believe we're still not oppressed enough as a nation and I'm very angry about it and I have lots of guns. So please don't call me a lib trans gay woke trans lib gay in the media after I shoot this guy. I mean it guys, it's not funny.
All my hate,
Straight white republican male #34782955
Considering Starmer already gets off politically on hurting children, I would not be at all surprised if he was a nonce too. It's very noncey behaviour to be sticking his neck out for other pedos like that.
What does it mean if you make a creaking noise when you breathe? If you make a creaking noise when you breathe it means you have a rusty lung.
Rusty lung cancer can be easily treated at home with a vape pen and DW40, by filling the tank and taking deep puffs. This will clean your lungs and make you cough up all the rust.
Rusty lung cancer symptoms, red or brown mucus is common with rusty lung cancer, especially following treatment.
I love it when weird usa products are in memes, I get to play detective in the comments to figure out what it is and why it's funny.
Yo Viv, you got any change? Coins are easier to aim, hurt more too. Then again, if I glue the cash to my sharp rocks... hmm I seem to only have sand in my pockets, I'm a terrible wizzzard.
Do you think he's hit the glass yet?
I have a dexterity roll to make and some now ironic soon-to-be-corpse desecration to commence with.
Huh, fair enough. I did not know that.
I've been doing my shops online with the vegan filters on since the pandemic, so I really have no idea what else is being sold in our supermarkets now. Hoping they make a vegan version of that chocolate croissant one soon tho.