witheyeandclaw

People don't have the patience to read all of your text and only answer the first question.

Out of office message already set, they'll be back to work in about two weeks.

He's not sad blue, he's toilet bowl blue.

Not great. I live in a state that has been red my entire life so my presidential vote has actually never counted.

[Points around] (quietly) All Garfield...

The tiny coffin maker.

I think he's giving republican voters in KY too much credit.

Redder than the devil's asshole.

Is that a liquid gaylord for a head?

Something tells me the problem isn't too many weightlifters.

We choose to run and do the other things not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

Tourette's Guy hasn't been paying rent in my head for a long time now.