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"Democrats better get their shit together before the 2028 election," says adorable friend who thinks there's going to be a 2028 election (thebeaverton.com)

submitted 8 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 36 points 8 months ago (6 children)

I say we start a revolution. We get a bunch of pie crusts. And fill them with whipped cream. And then we collectively go around the country just pieing people in the face, and sticking a clown nose on them. Then we lift them above our heads, and run away.

Their whole culture is based on fear, and conformity. You do the normal thing. People who don't do the normal thing aren't with them.

Now imagine walking along the street wearing your trump hat, thinking you're all cool. Suddenly, BAM!!! PIE!!! CLOWN NOSE!!! And now you're 8 feet in the air after having taken a surprise cream pie.

It would go against everything that makes their culture what it is.

OHHH!!! OHHH!!!! SOMEBODY CREAM PIE TRUMP!!! You KNOW you want to see trump rubbing out a cream pie from his eye.

[–] BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 17 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I'm in. My recipe for pie crusts and whipped cream calls for a lot of cheap liquor and something called "flammable rags"? It's an odd recipe but comes highly rated.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Flammable rags.....hmmmm, is that an Albany expression? Sort of like Steamed Hams?

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Oh, not Albany, no. It's a Utica expression.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 8 months ago

this pie crust is oddly hard and crystalline, weird tall shape too

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 8 months ago

surprise cream pie.

I've seen this website..

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 8 months ago

Only Putin is allowed to cream pie him

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You're gonna end up shot before the term is supposed to be over, aren't you?

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

You’re gonna end up shot before the term is supposed to be over, aren’t you?

haha, We all are, hahaha.

[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

All completely to plan for big whipped cream, big pie crust and big pie tin. In the end we're just pawns in their little game

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Oh my God that would be awesome