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[–] LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 210 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Why would anyone need to pick another option? That would seduce the heck out of me

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 135 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I think you can also interpret it that she wanted to hear what she missed.

[–] LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 82 points 2 months ago

Well that's just greedy. But I'll accept it

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 57 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's when you slap the "one per date" card on the table;)

[–] lostme@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Jokes on her. The recipe is iron and animal bones to make a sweet axe.

[–] koper@feddit.nl 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That would be a great follow-up joke.

Now if she chooses the dirty pickup line, you respond with "girl, are you a viking steel crucible? 'Cause I'd put a bone in you."

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And then if she chooses the cheesy pickup line:

Girl, are you made of iron and animal bones? Because you've got all the elements to forge a bond stronger than a Viking axe.

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 1 points 2 months ago

So she wants the D?

[–] False@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I believe the proper response is "No".

[–] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Because this is fake.

[–] zerofk@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I would agree if not for the flagrant grammatical error. That is a huge turnoff.

[–] jenesaisquoi@feddit.org 1 points 2 months ago

"pick a another"

[–] suite403@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Just means they didn't copy paste an interesting fact.