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[–] glimse@lemmy.world 44 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

You can rearrange the letters to spell "AX PP NOW"

Is Microsoft pushing the woke agenda??? I'm making posters for the homeschooling convention

[–] federalreverse@feddit.org 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

As a pp haver, I am concerned. Pray tell, is there more information about this secret woke agender?

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bonnjour. We are the woke agenders. Lower your pants and surrender your pp. We will add your biological and technological (smartphone) distinctiveness to our own. Your gender will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

[–] federalreverse@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's worse than I thought. :/

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

We even have spelling mistakes! Naughty us…

[–] DarkSirrush@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

Wrong PP, they meant the Canadian conservative leader, who got voted out of his own riding so kicked a dude out of of their Albertan seat so he could stay in power (the guy he booted had 84% of the local votes, literally the safest conservative seat in the country).

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 months ago (5 children)

You left out [S]kype and [T]eams. That doesn't count!

[–] federalreverse@feddit.org 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 8 points 2 months ago

For good reason.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

AX PP NOW, Taylor Swift!

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

Oh that's perfect IMO! :)

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Skype doesn't count.