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[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Please be all allies... Please

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 10 points 2 months ago

It'll be filled to the brim with closeted gay men. Not allies, but not hetero either.

[–] Sibshops@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That would be ironic if more pro-LGBTQ people showed up and paraded instead.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Or the queerest bunch show up in their best rendition of straight acting, but you can tell the act is coming apart at the seams for shits & giggles.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago

Wouldn't this be a good response to it tbh

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Article says they guy putting it on is making an event to celebrate "family values". So, no.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago

Family values... Like men and women having sex? Just call it "family fest" or something if that's the case