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[–] Rogueostrich@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (8 children)

I blocked all the German instances because I couldn't understand them anyway.

Edit:

Apparently a solution to the problem offends them lmao, didn't realize me seeing posts I can't comprehend was so important to these goofballs.

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 45 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Get good and learn a little German you silly American

[–] Rogueostrich@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

I don't have time energy or fucks to give when it comes to that sorry, it's nothing against German I took German in highschool but I'm not trying to do that just so I can doomscroll in another language

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago
[–] Harrk@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

谢谢!I just learned to use “应该” from you haha. I wouldn’t mind seeing more random Chinese around here!

[–] Novocirab@feddit.org 1 points 2 months ago

多好的主意 !

[–] Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 months ago

As a German, completely understandable

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago

You have just made an enemy for life or until I get bored of it.

[–] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Nimm es nicht persönlich, dass alle Deutschen hier im Faden dich beleidigen oder einfach anfangen, Deutsch zu schreiben, obwohl du Angelsachse bist. Es ist eher eine Art Maimai, auch wenn du natürlich Deutsch lernen solltest und diese Kommentarsektion nun Eigentum der BRD ist.

Sadly I'm not allowed to speak English since it's forbidden by the German-ich_iel-internet-law, also known as Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn.

[–] lmuel@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Artikuliere auf deutsch, du Sohn einer Fachfrau für Selbstvermarktung

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Ich dachte das nennt sich Geschlechtsteilvermietungsfachpersonnachkomme?

[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago

Mieten sind i.d.R. nicht so kurzfristig, weshalb die bevorzugte Bezeichnung "Geschlechtsteildienstleistungsfachpersonalabstämmling" ist. Ebenso versichert "Abstämmling" im Gegensatz zu "Nachkomme" die leibliche Verwandtschaft.

[–] Hubi@feddit.org 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You're missing out on the English communities on the German instances then.

[–] Rogueostrich@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Maybe but I think I'll be ok not wading through hundreds of posts I can't understand, I wouldn't expect someone who doesn't understand English to do it with American posts.

If that's how someone else wants to spend their time more power to them, I do not have time for that unfortunately.

[–] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can just block German communities.

[–] Rogueostrich@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Ah I see there has been a miscommunication. I do block communities not entire instances I'm not actually aware of a way to block the whole thing I tried to do it to the furries but I didn't see a way so I had to do it one by one, I'm not a Lemmy pro I just use Voyager and scroll it like it's reddit since it's better.

[–] Hubi@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago

Not sure where the setting is on Voyager, but there is an instance filter in the profile settings in the browser. It blocks all posts from the instance, but not the users or comments in other communities.

[–] WhiteHotaru@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago

You could just set your language to English only.

[–] LumpyPancakes@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I did the same. Will do until the apps integrate translation.

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Will do until I get bored with Lemmy altogether

[–] Genius@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago

Apparently a solution to the problem offends them lmao, didn't realize me seeing posts I can't comprehend was so important to these goofballs.

That's German humour

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] blackris@discuss.tchncs.de -1 points 2 months ago

Come on, loss is so over.

[–] PlexSheep 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Tja, keine Maimais für dich du doofmann

[–] LesserAbe@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Google translates this as "no mail for you" is that correct? Does mail here mean any kind of communication?

I do like learning "doofmann" since where I'm from you might call someone a doof if they're stupid.

[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There is a typo. It's supposed to mean "no memes for you."

[–] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Was sind diese "memes"?

[–] Hubi@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago

Doof is German for dumb, so the meaning seems to transcend languages.