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Anon’s clingers slow his apotheosis (infosec.pub)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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>be me
>biohacker focused on male vitality 
>spend years optimizing my life style diet and sleep
>Ice baths
>gigachad testosterone levels achieved
>read some estrogen is absorbed by the man during sex through vaginal fluids 
>read orgasm increases prolactin levels which makes people take on nurturing roles
>stop having sex with wife
>stop taking care of son
>testosterone goes up 21 points
>Deep sleep improves and pulse lowers
>wife won't talk to me
>son cries a lot and grades dropped 
>told son to meditate to regulate his amygdala to avoid his prefrontal cortex from shutting down 

How do you anons deal with the ever growing attacks on masculinity?
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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nothing is more testosterone-inducing, then two naked bros just going at it in the gym shower.

Just make sure to always stop before either of you orgasms, so you can retain your peak performance for the workout after.

[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Actually it is way more important for OP to guzzle the other guy's cum. He'll get so much more testosterone that way.

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 7 points 1 week ago

The bioavailability of gym bros' spunk is off the charts