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Cousin Wearing MAGA Hat and Fake ICE Jacket Doesn’t Want to Talk About Politics At Memorial Day BBQ (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It was some distant relative of the person or something, I actually don't know who they are and I never ended up asking the friend because it seems kind of weird to be like, "hey who was that asshole at your mom's memorial?" - this was literally just a couple weeks ago so I feel like at best I should wait until it isn't as fresh.

Guy had a leg injury or something and walked with a cane and I allllllmost stole it.

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You shouldn't steal a cane from someone that needs it to walk. You should weaken its structural integrity, so he would fall after putting a lot of weight on it.

[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

You made my day with this comment.