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[โ€“] stevestevesteve@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

As a straight hoe with a not-that-much-bigger-than 7"... Can confirm I thought it wasn't very big until every single partner I've ever had has exclaimed about it being the biggest they've personally seen. I didn't believe them for a long time but I GUESS ๐Ÿคท

[โ€“] entwine413@lemm.ee 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The part that sucks is when you're too big. You have to be careful to not bottom out, and, in my case, can't usually have sex 2 days in a row because it causes her pain.

[โ€“] kautau@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I hope you find your ms. deep dish

[โ€“] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I hope things work out with his ms. deep dish.

Didn't work out with "mine" and it just makes it that much harder to stay aware of how hard/deep you're going with future partners when somewhere in the back of your mind is the experience when you didn't have to.

[โ€“] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[โ€“] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

your wipes must be fabulous.

I do worry about the gritty aspect.

[โ€“] stevestevesteve@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Been there with most partners but there are some out there

[โ€“] P00ptart@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

6.5" and I've heard that a few times. I just always assumed they were being nice.