Even 7 inches is bigger than 99% of dicks.
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IIRC the actual number is 95%
As a gay hoe, can confirm
As a straight hoe with a not-that-much-bigger-than 7"... Can confirm I thought it wasn't very big until every single partner I've ever had has exclaimed about it being the biggest they've personally seen. I didn't believe them for a long time but I GUESS 🤷
The part that sucks is when you're too big. You have to be careful to not bottom out, and, in my case, can't usually have sex 2 days in a row because it causes her pain.
I hope you find your ms. deep dish
I hope things work out with his ms. deep dish.
Didn't work out with "mine" and it just makes it that much harder to stay aware of how hard/deep you're going with future partners when somewhere in the back of your mind is the experience when you didn't have to.
Tried and didn't like em at all. Really a bummer
Dick bumpers are a thing.
https://thepelvicpeople.com/collections/all-products/products/ohnut-depth-limiting-rings
your wipes must be fabulous.
I do worry about the gritty aspect.
Been there with most partners but there are some out there
6.5" and I've heard that a few times. I just always assumed they were being nice.
I'm short and scrawny, but apparently way above average in some respects.
You have an enormous vision problem?
Ruler says 7.5". Did I get cm and inches confused again?!
It’s cheating if you measure from your butthole
Dude with a 3 inch dick told her it was the size of a 9 year old's and she heard 9 inches.
Guarantee she’s never seen a 9 inch cock
I love sex and 9 inches is too much. Sorry bros. You pull out 9 inches on me and I'm gonna hafta pass.
What about 8.99?
Thats a steal!
Unusually large vagina.
Remember in the beginning of godfather, sonny was banging that bridesmaid? There was a whole subplot in the book where he had a huge schlong, and he thought she was the perfect woman for him because she had an extra large vag that could accommodate it
Someone needs to tell her, inches are on the other side of the ruler.
Mine is not very big, but it is very, very thin.
Show me.
Maybe the dude said 9 centimeters and she thought it's inches, or vice versa. Or maybe she really has a train garage for a pussy