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Sabrina Carpenter Undergoes State-Mandated Lobotomy To Cure Nymphomania (theonion.com)
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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Smell The Glove

[–] BodePlotHole@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What's wrong with bein' sexy?

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Get out of the Sixties - we don’t have this mentality anymore.

[–] Boddhisatva@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

My first thought as well.