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Sabrina Carpenter Undergoes State-Mandated Lobotomy To Cure Nymphomania (theonion.com)
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[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

But they just called my number! Dang

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Why are they teasing her? I don't know who that is. Get off my lawn.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I didn't see the controversy go by either. The pic on the album: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man's_Best_Friend_(Sabrina_Carpenter_album)

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 1 day ago

First "out" celebrity puppygirl?

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Smell The Glove

[–] BodePlotHole@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What's wrong with bein' sexy?

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Get out of the Sixties - we don’t have this mentality anymore.

[–] Boddhisatva@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

My first thought as well.

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Clips of her concerts come up on my feed sometimes. Being (or playing being) horny is a part of her schtick.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Mine too.

Checked out some of her music. It's fun.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

Something about Good Vibrations, I guess beach boy stuff maybe.

[–] StarlightDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 day ago

Honestly, I love how she has managed to make such a brand out of reclaiming her sexuallity. I really hope that its her choice rather than her management. I bet she gets some particularly nightmarish fans.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Oh . . Ohhhyyyeah right! Her! Ha ha. Because of the thing. She, uh, . . . did?

[–] cdf12345@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Onion really taking their shots at Sabrina this week

[–] theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm reading this as making fun of the people who are mad about a pop singer expressing sexuality.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes, with a shout-out to Rosemary Kennedy.