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I saw Bladerunner as a teenager and it affected me so much I'm now a grown-ass man living in a cyberpunk dystopia. Follow your dreams.
See homeless man dying on the streets below the neon skyscraper
“Omg, literally me”
Interlinked af
I don't know whether to laugh or cry
Replicant detected
Sometimes I laugh because it keeps me from crying.
Sidenote: I am often told that I laugh too much.
I've got a hint for you, look at their username. It's sick as fuck.
I wish the d was capitalized but still awesome.
Beandog is a single word.
I’ll be damned.
Touche salesman
Monologue internal narration to the audience.