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Anon gets philosophical (infosec.pub)

submitted 2 days ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I rip the blindfold off right as I ejaculate.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 60 points 1 day ago (3 children)

"WRONG MOVE, BUSTAH!"

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

I mean, Willem Dafeo is such a legend... I think you'd be surprised at how many people prefer character over looks...

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

Yer fond of me lobster, ain't ya!?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Hah! Joke's on you, I low key would...