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Netanyahu Warns Trump That Iran Is Days Away From Releasing the Epstein Files (theshovel.com.au)
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[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Do you think that every single country with an intelligence asset in the US government knows every single thing that the US government knows?

[–] Dogyote@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No. I do not think that and frankly I find it absurd you're asking. Do you think the US government is perfectly airtight? This information was allegedly sitting on someone's desk in the justice department.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 0 points 3 days ago (2 children)

But why would other countries want it?

[–] Dogyote@slrpnk.net 1 points 3 days ago

I'll let you think about that.