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I bit the onion.
Claps.
this post was submitted on 16 Jul 2025
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You bit the shovel
And for such a short moment, it tasted so sweet...
It really pisses me off that this is the onion.
I didn't see where this was posted and only questioned it after the joke about enrichment D=
Honestly same. I can't tell any more. The first one that got me was the Gulf of America thing, thought that was a joke until I saw it on google maps
Holy hell I didn't realize Google actually caved...
Yea, but the premise is REALLY believable. It's something that would just fit the stupid of this years headlines.
Following the successful US air strikes, Netanyahu has also discovered that Mossad agents found copies of the Epstein client list in Gaza, Hezbollah, and Syria.
Hezbollah
Lebanon?
After I laughed I thought "Don't give him any ideas!!!"
His idea was the blackmail ring to begin with.
considering israeli intelligence is in cahoots with epstein, i wouldnt be surprised he old benny has it too.
I know it's the onion, but really, wouldn't several countries have a copy of the list by now?
No, why would they
Because they have intelligence assets in the US government
Do you think that every single country with an intelligence asset in the US government knows every single thing that the US government knows?
No. I do not think that and frankly I find it absurd you're asking. Do you think the US government is perfectly airtight? This information was allegedly sitting on someone's desk in the justice department.
But why would other countries want it?
Blackmail?
Fair.
I'll let you think about that.
Double agents, hacking attacks, who knows what the chain of command custody was on the hard drives cds and thumb drives they cut out of epsteins safe when the fbi raided his Manhattan townhouse mansion in ‘19. Intelligence agency assets are not very scrupulous people, their main motivators are money and self preservation
Thanks for the good laugh
Please bruh. That would be dope AF.
There is already a JE list:
https://www.printernational.co.uk/timmann/history.htm#epstein_list
what the fuck is that Nazi-ass shit dude