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Netanyahu Warns Trump That Iran Is Days Away From Releasing the Epstein Files (theshovel.com.au)
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[–] tal@lemmy.today 32 points 4 days ago

Following the successful US air strikes, Netanyahu has also discovered that Mossad agents found copies of the Epstein client list in Gaza, Hezbollah, and Syria.

Hezbollah

Lebanon?