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[–] JeSuisUnHombre@lemmy.zip 114 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Would it be wrong to have the turtle in that spot? And replace where turtle is now with tortoise. More importantly there's another missing spot, no slime, no legs, and 1 house. What goes there?

[–] denial@feddit.org 81 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Clam? Maybe if we are generous with the "no slime" definition.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 month ago

Clams have a "foot" that they use to move around with sometimes.

[–] wieson@feddit.org 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

A flooded stilt house.

[–] lakemalcom@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Came here to say this exactly. And I'm thinking like maybe some kind of sea creature, maybe coral?

[–] jawa21@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Certain coral species, maybe?

[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz -4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Move snake to no slime, no legs, one house, and replace it with legless lizards. People do keep snakes as pets but I've never heard the same for legless lizards

Edit: Apparently I misread the meaning of house in this graph

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Snake no is house

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

House doesn't mean pet. House means is a house. Snail, turtle, oyster, clam, etc are house.