this post was submitted on 17 Aug 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 18 points 1 month ago (6 children)

What about no legs, no slime, and a house?

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bro, that's a regular old house.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How'd you get a house with no slime?

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 1 points 1 month ago

i'd like to be last in line :) giggity

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Robot lawn mower

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

disabled hermit crab