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Misogynist Who Can’t Get a Second Date Starting to Wonder if Maybe It’s Him, in Addition to the Liberal Media (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 1 month ago by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 month ago (6 children)

...the only hope he has is to experience ego death from a heroic dose of LSD or Ketamine. This will literally shatter his ego, and completely reshape his personality. A complete factory reset if you will.

I feel like that's our best hope at this point. We need some comicbook super villain to poison our drinking supply with LSD to factory reset most of us.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 17 points 1 month ago (4 children)

The ketamine definitely isn't working. For example, Elon still has an ego the size of a supermassive blackhole.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Yeah but that might just be a dosage problem. Let's bump his dose up 100x. Best case, ego death and he reformed. Worse case, actual death which might actually be best case.

[–] fuckgod@feddit.online 4 points 1 month ago

I'd vote for both. let him realize his error and live just enough to realize how terrible he is as he gets beaten to death by his kids. That's probably closer to best case.

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