this post was submitted on 10 Sep 2025
522 points (99.1% liked)

The Onion

6769 readers
264 users here now

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
 

The Hard Times isn't pulling any punches today.

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 10 points 1 month ago

please don't be tempted to pop that champagne folks, save it, you know why