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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 50 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Wrong

Matthew 4:20:69

"And lo, Jesus tried to explain that the cross would be much easier to carry if it has wheels yet the Roman said 'lol, lmao'"

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 13 points 1 week ago

The wheels were being provided by Apple and so Jesus couldn't afford them.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Somebody really knows his bible there.

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago

ngl, you got me in the first half.