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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 64 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Make sure you ask your husband or an opinionated older white man first!

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Now that you're pregnant, you'll need to run all your decisions past someone with rights, like your husband or a congressman.

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm sorry misinformed peasant but as soon as a female embryo exists it needs male guardianship. Can't leave that incubator unattended!

[–] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

You made me snort my coffee🤣🤣

[–] Wolf@lemmy.today 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Opinionated older white man here, I think people should do whatever they want.

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

No no, he has a point.

As another opinionated white man, people really should do whatever they want.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I hereby vote WOLF FOR PRESIDENT & SUPREME RULER!

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Actors over 60...