Wolf

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[–] Wolf@lemmy.today 2 points 1 hour ago

My very first blowjob was the best thing ever. I've never disliked them afterwards, but I can relate to what you are saying.

None of my other girlfriends had been into it, which was fine. I would never pressure someone into doing something that they didn't want to do. Then I met this woman and we hit it off almost immediately. On our fist date I brought her a Red Rose and did my best to behave like a gentleman. This impressed her and she asked me to 'wait until she was more comfortable with me' before having sex, to which I happily agreed.

Over the next week I saw her several times, and each time our make out sessions would get more and more steamy. Finally just a week later it had been enough time. Turns out she was kind of a Nympho and waiting was just as hard for her as it was for me. She texted me at work to let me know and asked me to pick her up after I got off. On the car ride to my place she made a speech about how I shouldn't expect blowjobs because she reserves that for very special people and she wasn't going to be just anybody's 'Blowjob Queen'. I said that was fine with me.

I was all gross and sweaty from working a full day, and when we got back to my place I told her I needed to hop in the shower real quick before we got busy. She said that it didn't matter to her and that she was ready to go. I insisted though because I didn't feel sexy being that sweaty. I have never washed myself faster in life, but less than 3 minutes after getting in the shower she opens the shower curtain and was standing there in a black see through negligee, asking me what was taking so long. That finally convinced me that I was clean enough so I hopped out of the shower and said just give me 30 seconds to brush my teeth.

You can probably guess what happened next. Standing there in the bathroom with toothpaste still in my mouth and brushing like a madman, she decided to be my Queen after all. It was so hot, no one in life has ever made me feel as attractive and wanted as she did that night.

I should have married her.

[–] Wolf@lemmy.today 2 points 3 hours ago

I would say that most Trump supporters don’t actually know what’s in the constitution beyond the 2nd amendment

That is almost certainly true. Good point.

If he were to directly say, “I don’t care about the constitution,” a lot of his supporters would denounce that.

“Do you throw the Presidential Election Results of 2020 OUT and declare the RIGHTFUL WINNER, or do you have a NEW ELECTION? A Massive Fraud of this type and magnitude allows for the termination of all rules, regulations, and articles, even those found in the Constitution,” Trump wrote in a post on the social network Truth Social

IDK how many MAGAt's actually read Truth social, but that can't be any more clearly stated.

if he tries to denounce the conspiracy, he will be denounced. But only time will tell if they will, or if he even needs them now that he’s in power.

He has denounced it, and it doesn't seem like he's going to reverse that position. I hope you end up being right by the way. I'm admittedly a pessimist.

[–] Wolf@lemmy.today 7 points 4 hours ago

Capitalism isn't about anything other than keeping the ruling class rich and in power. How it chooses to do that has varied throughout time. During the 20th Century the lie was that "American Style" capitalism was fair because the capitalists would promote Laissez-faire style economics ("Free Trade") out of their mouths, while actually building monopolies.

With the rise of Trump-style 'conservatives' Republicans have adopted a new strategy, Mercantilism. Mercantilism doesn't even pretend to be fair or free. The word 'Competition' doesn't even appear anywhere in that article because competition is bad for Capitalists and they see no reason to continue to lie about that. They actively oppose free trade.

Even if 'Capitalists' possessed the ability to feel shame for being hypocrites (which they certainly do not), calling them out for not following along with the principles of 'the free market' does no good since they have abandoned advocating for that a while ago.

[–] Wolf@lemmy.today 1 points 6 hours ago

No. I was just confused. The first time I saw this was a few months before he died and I guess I didn't realize it was from years earlier. My bad.

[–] Wolf@lemmy.today 3 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

These things aren’t as disconnected as you might think. Conspiracy theories often create a permission structure for bigotry.

Sure propaganda, misinformation, and disinformation (which includes conspiracy theories) play a role in 'justifying' the actions of disgusting politicians in the eyes of bigots. I've already said that Trumpets will swallow up just about any bit of horseshit fed to them if it fits their worldview. I'm just not convinced it works the other way around. Once you have used such tactics to get a fascist in power I think it's much harder to 'reverse course' on that and use those tactics against the fascist. Especially in our current climate where people already have zero trust in 'the other side'.

The people advancing the whole Epstein Democrat pedo-ring 'conspiracy' were doing it to harm Democrats, not Trump. If they believed Trump had anything to do with it, they likely would have kept their mouths shut about it. They are clearly just fine with him being a sexual predator. I can almost guarantee the response by the majority of MAGAts will be 'Well if Trump says there is no conspiracy, then there is none". He's already acting as if this is 'old news' and that it's a settled matter. You really think a significant portion of his base is going to even try to hold him accountable for this?

He is currently wiping his ass with the constitution, up until this administration most so-called conservatives have been adamant that the constitution is a fantastic document that should be preserved at all costs. Once Trump was like "the constitution doesn't mean shit if it disagrees with me" what did they do? Did they demand he follow it? No, they did not.

Don't get me wrong, I would love nothing more than to see a large percentage of his base flip on him and finally demand accountability for his criminal actions- I've just seen no evidence whatsoever that they are willing, able, or have the moral fiber to bother doing so.

[–] Wolf@lemmy.today 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

I just looked the "Mole Children" thing up and it's almost as stupid as it sounds like. I guess it says something about the quality of their conspiracies when I was expecting actual half mole half human hybrids.

How do these Q idiots reconcile the fact that neither Fox News or Donald Trump has said a peep about the story? You and I both know that if he had led a rescue of 35k abused children he would NEVER shut the fuck up about it. Yet he never brought it up even in his rallies where people unaffiliated with the news could have recorded him saying it.

[–] Wolf@lemmy.today 3 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

mole-children under Central Park

WTF, lmao. God damn it now I'm going to have to look that one up.

now it just seems important towards understanding how we ended up with a fascist government.

I honestly think it has less to do with anything conspiracy theory related and everything to do with good old fashioned racism, bigotry, and hypocrisy. The only thing that could be considered a conspiracy theory type deal that contributes is "somehow"* a large number of so-called Christians have been led to believe that the U.S. was founded on Christianity. Well that and that Jesus would somehow approve of denying people healthcare and housing, the prison industrial complex, and hating foreigners.

  • by "somehow" I mean this is the line of horseshit that has been fed to them by pastors/preachers/priests. I'm sure they got together at some point and planned this out, so it would count as a conspiracy.
[–] Wolf@lemmy.today 2 points 14 hours ago (8 children)

Plenty of MAGAs won’t give a shit, but I think they’re also more fickle and more likely to abandon him over something like his tariff policy fucking up their 401K.

Maybe, I highly doubt it though. He'll just blame that on Joe Biden and the smooth brains will claim it makes sense.

This is just my gut feeling as someone who’s been following the Q movement fairly closely since the pandemic.

Out of curiosity, why would you follow the Q movement? Like, it's clearly based on horseshit. Flat Earth theory seems almost reasonable by comparison. Seems like a giant waste of time to me.

[–] Wolf@lemmy.today 3 points 16 hours ago

Your comment for me reads as every legal immigrant is getting deported by ICE, not some but all

It's a significant number of them so far and I see no signs of it slowing down. Perhaps the goal is to deport every legal immigrant? At any rate it's enough of them to expose the lie that MAGAts have been spouting for the last decade that they "have no problem with immigrants, they have a problem with illegal immigrants." Clearly that isn't the case.

Besides even deporting just one LEGAL immigrant is one too many. Especially when they aren't just being deported, but being thrown in foreign prisons/ possible death camps.

and as the US isn’t the only country that has immigrantants, it reads as false

I'm still not sure what you are getting at, what does other countries having immigrants have to do with how we treat immigrants in the U.S.? Other countries also have authoritarian dictatorships, that doesn't mean we should have one here.

[–] Wolf@lemmy.today 1 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

I do realize that. What does that have to do with my comment?

[–] Wolf@lemmy.today 7 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

I don't think they adopted him as in a legal process, I think they just pretended that he was their biological son. You can't just go to the court and be like "We found a baby, can we keep it?". They could have surrendered the infant to law enforcement and then petitioned to adopt it, but afaik this never happened the Comics, Movies or TV Shows (including the one Dean Cain was on). So while it's true that he was a US citizen, it was because the Kent's lied about his origin.

From what i read in some comic series he was actually birthed on earth and was able to run for president.

If you are referring to Kalel/ Calvin Ellis from Earth 23, he wasn't born on Earth either. He was born on Krypton like the other Supermen.

The point that GaMEChld and James Gunn are making is that even if Kal-El was made a legal citizen he is still very much an immigrant (and technically an illegal Alien) and none of that matters one single bit. Being born on U.S. Soil to American parents doesn't make you a good citizen and being born somewhere else doesn't make you a bad one.

[–] Wolf@lemmy.today 66 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

An Illegal alien at that. He can't even claim Birthright Citizenship, if we still followed the Constitution I mean.

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