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The local Portland chapter of the World Naked Bike Ride group posted, "Emergency World Naked Bike Ride coming up in response to the militarization of our city. Plans are being worked on."

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[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 40 points 1 day ago (15 children)

Remember male folk you can't be arrested (anyplace I know of anyway) for wearing a speedo and conservatives hate it.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (12 children)

depends on the state for women too iirc

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I lived in Seattle for a while and got used to the nudity, imagine my sadness moving to Arkansas which bans any public nudity "within view" of the opposite sex (hello gay campgrounds) - but last year I saw a lesbian go topless at Pride and I was SO happy! My straight neighbor made it a point to mention how she didn't care for that, and I'm like, it's our event lady, don't come.

[–] ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

Having lived near Seattle most of my life and visiting for any number of festivals, sporting events, visiting family, the zoo, parks, a weekly bocce league, I never once saw a topless woman except for at the solstice parade.

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