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We Are Not Fascists, and If You Call Us Fascists, We Will Arrest You (www.mcsweeneys.net)
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[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 1 day ago (4 children)

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago

Dude is 40 going on 55. Evil rots from within.

[–] Kolonel_Kahlua@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

His eyes are dead.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Those eyes are fucking deceased is what they are.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

He sold his soul to a demon, that's why

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Kinda reminds me of Vladimir Putin when he was younger

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

Look up Benito Mussolini, twins.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago

What a fucking loser