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Shouldn't Easter be an egg holiday?
Not everyone likes eggs. And it's not inclusive of vegan.
Not everyone likes chocolate, and for the 7 people worldwide who are both deeply Christian and vegan, you can celebrate the holiday by hatching an egg.
I'm sorry it was funny the way I said it out loud. I hang my head in shame
I feel ya 🙂. Text just can't convey sarcasm reliably.
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I want the hatching an egg tradition. Every year you get a new mystery chicken.
It already is?
According to this guy, it's a chocolate holiday. Idk what the potato is for but I would just make it more about eggs and egg dishes.
It's for boiling, and mashing, and sticking in a stew.
You can also power a clock with it.