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[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 56 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

if they had just pursued a degree in pet play instead of whatever they majored in, they wouldn't have anything to complain about.

[–] NaibofTabr 78 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 9 points 3 weeks ago

Absolutely! lmao

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

Oh shit, didn't even notice it's a dog bowl, I thought it was a commentary on not being able to affort better food.

Also, we're not buying the OnlyFans

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 14 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Wait, you need a DEGREE for that?

Am... am I in trouble? Do I have to pay a fine?

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 3 weeks ago

You just need to go to doggy school

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Officer!? This one right here!

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

Nooo, I'll behave, I promise 😭 !