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[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 141 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Other disappointments when people didn’t flee from a lost election:

(He also said it in 2024 in reference to Harris… such a missed opportunity)

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

To be fair, if he had lost in 2024 he may have had to face sentencing for all the felonies (also probably not though)

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It should not have taken 4 years to sort through his shit.

The fact that the legal system is so slow is part of the problem. He just needs to send a couple yes men to court to straight up lie for a bit and then it's another 6 months to call him on the lie.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The courts are only that slow because they want to be. Plenty of peons got trials and served sentences for shit in the time they were fucking around going after trump. They didn't want to try him, and we're waiting out the clock in the hopes he'd win so the charges went away, and it worked.

[–] maccentric@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

When you’re a celebrity they let you do it

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

"Somehow" Brasil made it happen, but the US did not.

It's almost like the most corrupt and backwards of those nations is the self-proclaimed "leader of the free world".

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Nah, he would have just won against her in 2028 (if he hadn't choked to death on a hamberder before then).

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I haven't looked it up because I'm lazy, and for the past couple days that people have been calling him taco, I've been trying to remember what it stood for. The best I've gotten is "Trump asshole cunt... O... Range?"

Tiny anus cop orifice

Wth does it stand for? At this point, I'm determined to either be told or remember?

[–] pebbles@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] FalschgeldFurkan@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Always thought it was a reference to this:

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'm far too censored for that

[–] str82L@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Taking A Cruise Overseas

[–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

That was when he thought he'd actually be prosecuted for his crimes.

Then he realized it was all talk - just one mugshot and a fine.