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I stand by my statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontally (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 months ago by gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com to c/memes@lemmy.world
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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

There aren't three dimensions in the horizontal dimension.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago (6 children)

I cut mine in the 4th dimension

[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Its an open-faced timelike curve.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Time is a flat circle.

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Then why does it cast a spherical shadow?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

So like an Uncrustable.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 6 points 2 months ago

Mobius sandwich

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Like a pizza.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

You have pizza without a crust?

That's just dehydrated soup.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's a pizza.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

a pizza is a bunch of triangles made to form a circle in a square box. PICK A GEOMETRIC LANE.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Box?

That is your mental construct alone, man.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Your sandwich is all wibbly wobbly.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's nothing; I cut mine in the Age of Aquarius!

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Hope you wore a hair net.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Buckaroo Banh Mi over here...

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

Well yeah, time exists.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

There's no other way to cut a sandwich but in the 4th dimension. Otherwise you'll be standing around all day waiting.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

How many dimensions are available in the horizontal dimension? Are we running low on dimensions?

[–] baronvonj@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

4D time cube?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 points 2 months ago

Two and it’s been cut on both already.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

I thought string theory/n theory told us there were 10 or 11 dimensions? I haven't figured out the implications on sandwich manifold topology.