this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2025
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I can understand (NOT AGREE) how umbrellas and gluten free fit into their twisted view on what is 'manly'; using external sources to cope with difficulties. But mushrooms? The fuck? Just man up and eat them, they're delicious shakemysmheadmh
Mushrooms look too phallic to put it in a man's mouth
I bet they're the sort of guys who don't wash their ass because "that's gayyy".
TBH I sometimes think that I'll be the person who stops bathing and brushing teeth by 40.
Well, you'll be the one who has to smell yourself 24/7 😬 Plus suffer the rotting teeth.
I hereby dub thee asmonold.
Bruh. Eww. Don't do that.
Looks like their micropeens