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[โ€“] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

That's why before any children visit my house, I take all of the sockets out of the walls and leave the bare wires dangling from the receptacle. You want to charge your phone? Take this outlet and screwdriver. Oh, got a bit fried? Lesson one: check the breaker before doing electrical work, idiot.

The survivors go directly to trade school.

[โ€“] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 8 points 2 hours ago

And place the hungry chihuahua in front of the circuit breaker. That way they learn to tame a dog and find the right switch. #twofer