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[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Dick is a constant and Size is the modifier. If it worked the way you described then everybody could gain or remove a dick with ease.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes yes, those exist, they’re called strap ons.

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They’re nice cuz you can rent them out when you don’t need it.

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

But sometimes you go out and drink a bit too much and wake up with a hangover and your penis is missing. Again.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can do that, they're called strapons.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Strapons wouldn't exist if "you can do that".

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can't put on or take off a strapon?

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

In the hypothetical world where they don't exist because you can magically conjure or remove a penis by putting on shoes?

EDIT: Actually, I take it back, because in the assumption of the penises being functional it might be preferable in some circumstances to use a fake one.