Wait until you meet Biggus Dickus!
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JefF Foxworthy's routine about that was pretty funny... He rambled through all the different body parts whose size could indicate a man has a big dick; his feet, hands, ears, nose, etc... "Well he needs to be packing because he's probably one goofy looking SOB.."
He's got a small car and big shoes.
That means he has two big dicks
It's multiplicative not additive stacking.
Sorry, my bad. Here’s the corrected calculation:
(big + dick) * (big + dick) = big² + 2*big*dick + dick²
Dick is a constant and Size is the modifier. If it worked the way you described then everybody could gain or remove a dick with ease.
Detachable penis?
They’re nice cuz you can rent them out when you don’t need it.
But sometimes you go out and drink a bit too much and wake up with a hangover and your penis is missing. Again.
You can do that, they're called strapons.
Strapons wouldn't exist if "you can do that".
You can't put on or take off a strapon?
In the hypothetical world where they don't exist because you can magically conjure or remove a penis by putting on shoes?
EDIT: Actually, I take it back, because in the assumption of the penises being functional it might be preferable in some circumstances to use a fake one.
Maths isn't my forte but what I think you're saying is if I accept/imbibe/inhale/allow entry of a big dick (or two) then that makes my dick bigger?
Brb...
Well it makes you have a big dick, not your dick though
It's a super penis. It has two barrels.
He's already inside him in the last panel.
I have unusually large feet, I drive a small car... It may be anecdotal, but I'm the exception that proves the rule
Forget about Clussy, make way for the Click 😤
I have a Mini. That's why I drive a Hummer.
Do they stack? If so, additively or multiplicatively? Is this the new dick meta?
Ya'll know the big feet / big hands thing is bullshit, right?
https://factbasedurology.com/penis-size/shoe-size-link/
The set of genes at play with those things is totally unrelated to dick size, there's no correlation, no causal mechanism.
The only thing that even barely correlates is just your height, and its a very weak correlation.
... The overcompensating via a large/flashy/expensive car thing though?
Well, there's a very well established phenomenon of male insecurity re their dick size, and overcompensating is a well established psychological phenomenon.
Very plausible, but I'm not aware of any studies that have actually been done on exactly that.
(As a bonus: studies also show that women are generally fairly bad at estimating the actual size of a dick, and are generally abysmal at guessing how common dicks of whichever size actually are... though most men are also pretty bad at that last part too.)
The main thing that a guy can do to... not actually have a bigger dick, but appear to...
Is work off belly flab and pubic area fat.
Mt Rainier is not the tallest mountain in the contiguous US, but it is the most prominent, ie, tallest compared to what surrounds it.
It is a meme
Counterpoint: I am an autist. =P
Most valid counter.
how phat is that clock?
my clock is leaking , is that normal?
20 dicks?
Small car big shoes. They call him the slab.