this post was submitted on 28 Dec 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 79 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Fake: anon has kids, implying anon had sex with a woman

Gay: reasons

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] Artaca@lemdro.id 8 points 1 week ago

Suicide is badass. -Frank Reynolds

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

And Anon can take or leave it if he pleases

[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

"Always remember, son: Dying is gay!"

~ Soldier TF2

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 11 points 1 week ago

It's gay because anon has gone through the phone of his own daughter who is implied to have a lot of less than family friendly chats open with dudes.

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Anon searches daughter's phone for dick pics