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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 192 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] halvar@lemy.lol 86 points 1 week ago (1 children)

stew that blinds for one day

[–] Pyro@programming.dev 73 points 1 week ago (1 children)

feed her a stew that blinds her for 1 day

[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Feed her a type of stew that blinds her for 1 day

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 week ago

Nobody ever mentions a thick soup that causes a 1 day deafness of the eyes.

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 160 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Reads like an incel revenge fantasy tbh.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 75 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Like the implication that having an active sex life and bullying someone to death are basically the same category of thing or strongly related somehow

[–] _Nico198X_@europe.pub 32 points 1 week ago

"Popular Crowd" hobbies

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wdym? It's totally normal to refer to your daughter's clothes as slutty

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

My parents did that with my sisters.

Shockingly I’m not on speaking terms with my parents.

[–] 5redie8@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago

anon dreamt this up while masturbating

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

On 4chan?! No, that couldn't be!

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

it does indeed scream incel

[–] 0x0 7 points 1 week ago

Was it the green text that gave it away?

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 84 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Gather up all her ex boyfriends and fuck them in front of her to establish dominance. On her 18th birthday though. So it's all above board.

[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Shouldn't it be when ~~THEY'RE~~ 18?

Edit: The BOYS are 18

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

In the UK you can probably do it when she is 18, you can fuck the boys when they are 16 but you need to wait for her to be 18 to send her porn videos.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

When you turn 18 you're normally 18.

It's a miracle of modern technology.

[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Lol I meant when the boys are 18. Edit added

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're taking my suggestion to bang a bunch of someone's daughter's former boyfriends in front of her to establish dominance much too seriously.

The details don't matter because it is not a good plan.

But if it really must be done, then to do it properly then it would be important to wait until everyone was over 18 and THEN fuck all of your daughter's former boyfriends in front of her to establish dominance.

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I assuming they all already want to, they just fucked his daughter to misdirect attention from their dick sucking in the locker room and Anon's daughter is easy

[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 79 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Fake: anon has kids, implying anon had sex with a woman

Gay: reasons

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] Artaca@lemdro.id 8 points 1 week ago

Suicide is badass. -Frank Reynolds

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

And Anon can take or leave it if he pleases

[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

"Always remember, son: Dying is gay!"

~ Soldier TF2

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 11 points 1 week ago

It's gay because anon has gone through the phone of his own daughter who is implied to have a lot of less than family friendly chats open with dudes.

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Anon searches daughter's phone for dick pics

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 1 week ago

I that that the stew that causes blindness for a day is what's needed here.

[–] Atlas_@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago

One day blinding stew might do the trick

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

First greentext I've clocked as fake in a long time

[–] Sharkticon@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's kind of concerning for you.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 week ago

Yeah. Breath strips help.

They are all fake.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 35 points 1 week ago

I guess they bullied a fat kid into writing this on 4chan

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 9 points 1 week ago

Straight to jail

[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

'Have I failed as a father?' well, your asking 4chan, OP, so yes.

Buuuut, we all know you aren't even a father at all and this is fake as fuck, don't we?

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago

send her to fat camp