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[–] snooggums@piefed.world 93 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There is also a fidget spinner designed to give the baby ADHD!

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 day ago (6 children)

You can’t give people ADHD, it’s not something you cook up.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I caught ADHD from my friend in highschool when we were making out in the storeroom before art class.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@piefed.world 4 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

I sure caught cooties from a few cuties in highschool

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Is it not cooties? Cuties is a group of cute things.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 6 hours ago

Also a brand of citrus fruit

[–] justaman123@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Through trauma, all things are possible

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

give me two months and an electroshock collar and i definitely could give you adhd

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I think they confused ADHD with autism.

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 21 hours ago

tHe TyLeNoL iS gIvInG yOuR cHiLdReN aUtIsM!!!1!!1!!!11

[–] Ach@lemmy.world 0 points 17 hours ago

Then what are these sores on my dick?