It’s actually pretty cool though
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Montessori boards are pretty great for toddlers yeah
have these at retirement homes. they're great for people with severe dementia
Person woman man camera TV.
Remember when the broccoli farmers dumped a ton of broccoli in front of the White House?
no
How u 4get
i dont believe id forget about such an event. perhaps i never knew
I needed to know as well. I found this:
George H. W. Bush broccoli comments - Wikipedia
https://share.google/bjHl21VmFgvPi3dAx
He banned broccoli from Air Force One, which prompted California broccoli growers to send several truckloads of the vegetable to the White House, most of which was donated to a food bank.
i wasnt sure i believed them, so i didnt bother to look.
appreciate you and the farmers
No child of mine will have fine motor skills or hand and eye coordination!
There is also a fidget spinner designed to give the baby ADHD!
You can’t give people ADHD, it’s not something you cook up.
Evidently. 😂
I see the joke comprehension dependency wasn't injected :P
I caught ADHD from my friend in highschool when we were making out in the storeroom before art class.
No, that was cuties.
I sure caught cooties from a few cuties in highschool
Is it not cooties? Cuties is a group of cute things.
Also a brand of citrus fruit
Through trauma, all things are possible
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Needs more gun
Murica TM
I've heard of those referred to as "busy boards"
No they're a Chinese plot to have every child become sleeper agents who will then unlock your front door so a Chinese soldier can come in and poop in your toilet, move your salt and pepper shaker and mess with your pillow configuration on your bed.
My honest, hard-working American feng shui!
Those are all things my kid does without the help of a third party.
Or so you think - dun dun duuuuun
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Does it come with a Covert Companion?
Baby's first Master Lock.
Gotta teach them young that Master Lock is shit.
"Click out of one..."
Where's the pill bottle cap and a BIC lighter? Those are skills kids born today will need when they grow up. Maybe like a bubble wrap sheet but with beer can ring pulls instead?
Best I can do
I want to know the origin... Did someone get sick of others stealing their lighter lol?
Seems likely to me that someone came up with that pun and also had too much time and some concrete.
So you're saying it could be anyone from DIWHY?
No idea
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I hope they make a LOT of noise too, otherwise I'm not getting one.
The noise-making toys have a tendency to go "missing" in our house.
If you hate your friends partner, buy their kid a drum set 😉
I went to Montessori and it was awesome. I got tons of memories from there even though I wasn't more than 4-6 years old, which is really saying something.
Is that when they lure kids into the basement by promising them wine and then build a brick wall around them?
No, you're thinking of "the cask of amontillado". Montessori was an old monastery south of Rome, which was destroyed by ravaging children in WWII.
Give one to a husky owner and tell them it's a dog toy 😏
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