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[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I remember when I was a kid, I got down on one knee and prayed for a more interesting world like those in my hero comics.

I wish I could go back in time and strangle that little shit

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

When as a child I would complain "I'm bored". My parents would reply "Ancient Chinese curse - may you live in interesting times."

Nothing Chinese about it, but it was meant to blanket it in perceived mystery and wisdom so you thought about its meaning before dismissing it.

[–] HurricaneLiz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

When I was a kid and learned about the fall of Rome I was like "Yeah, but how cool would it have been to have been alive then and witness the history first hand?"

Smh

We both got what we wished for, we should join forces and wish for something amazing 😂

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

I just need to know whose parents I have to kill to get into the Batman timeline.