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Just hang it from a tree like everyone else does for some god forsaken reason
Or just do the same as the dog walkers in my neighbourhood. Let your dog off the lead and stare at your phone so you can’t see it having a dump. Not your problem!
People used to do this in front of my house all the time.
“Oh the dogs shitting, better check my phone, didn’t see anything kthanksbye”
We planted tall plants there so now it’s as attractive.
They're totally coming back for them bro, I swear this time it's different
I think I'll just carry on with tying a knot and tossing it in a trashcan. This other stuff sounds very complicated.
I like to tie 2 of them together and throw them up on a phone line when handy